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Escape from the wolf… but too much panic! And Santa Klaus was boiled instead of the wolf! See the video

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A Tesco worker says she has the best job in the world - as the store’s chief lager taster, the famous beer. The lucky worker is Helen Moores, who has tasted more than a thousand lagers since she started the job two years ago. Helen who works at Tesco HQ in Cheshunt, Hertfordshire, admitted her boyfriend is very jealous of her job. According to the Sun she said: “I certainly do enjoy my work - even though I sometimes have to start tasting lagers at 9.30 in the morning. The secret with the early morning tastings is to make sure you haven’t had too much the night before. “Wine tasters swill the liquid round their mouths and then spit it out. But with beer you only get the full flavour if you take a good swig and swallow it. Sometimes I sample more than 20 beers in a session - so I have to watch it.”
Via Ananova

Extreme sports fan Alex Roy said Friday he had smashed the record for the fastest “Cannonball run” across the United States, defying police and speed traps.
The American driver of German origin set the record at the wheel of his blue BMW stamped with “Team Polizei” and traveled with a cameraman to document the event.
As in the 1981 movie “Cannonball run”, Alex Roy, 35, who waited a year to boast about his exploits and remains vague about the exact dates in a bid to avoid any prosecution, said he had blistered across 13 states in 31 hours and 4 minutes, breaking the old record by more than an hour.
Some data: 4,496 kilometers (2,794 miles) from New York on the East Coast to Santa Monica, California, on the West Coast at an average 145 kilometers (95 miles) an hour.
At times though he reached top speeds of 257 kilometers (160 miles) an hour, breaking the previous record set in 1983 of 32 hours and 17 minutes.
He also equipped his car with several GPS units, police scanners and radar detectors in a bid to avoid any speed traps.
He added that normally he’s a very careful driver who has only been given one speeding ticket in the past five years….
Do not try this at home!

Cook kills himself, five others by making rat poison dumplings

Hubei Province, China, security officials said the poisoning deaths of six people were the result of a highly toxic rat poison being misused: a “chef” mistook rat poison for flour and mixed it into the dough he was using to make rice dumplings.
Two elderly people died within 20 minutes of eating the dumplings and six others were hospitalized soon after with symptoms of poisoning. The mistake was made by Chen Ruyan, who died too.
China is in the middle of a major crackdown on food and product safety in order to safeguard the health of its citizens and to prevent any further damage to its export reputation.
In a chinese restaurant, before starting to eat wait and see at the near table if they are feeling well…